It’s not a phase mom it’s an arms race
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I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
Broods - Bridges
Hello everyone ! As my followers know, I’m a Michael’s employee and crazy kitchen witch as well ! Since I get such a lovely discount, and since I love you all oh so much, I’ve decided to do a Autumn / Samhain / Halloween Giveaway! Enjoy!
WARNING: If you have a sensitive nose this is not the giveaway for you!
- I would prefer you to be 18 or older but if you have your parents permission that’s fine as well.
- Since this giveaway is because of my lovely followers you must be following me kawaii-kitchen-witch (I will be sure to check)
- You can reblog this as many times as you want / however likes do not count (but you can use them to bookmark!!)
- No giveaway blogs please, I will be checking
- I’ll be using a website that will randomly select a winner for me, so it’s fair. But the more you reblog the greater the odds, just try not to spam your followers :)
- This giveaway needs to get at least 300+ notes before I pick a winner
- Please have your inbox open and be willing to let me know your address so I can ship these lovely treats to you
- If you win, you will have 3 days to reply to my notice, but if you don’t then another winner will be randomly selected
- There will only be one winner!
- I’ll pick a winner October 13th so that’ll give it two weeks to get to you before the Holiday.
- Keep in mind I may end it earlier if I get concerned about it getting to you in time!
- 7 Cork bottles
- 2 Black pillar candle
- 2 “Autumn” scented candles
- 2 “Witches Brew” scented candles
- 1 bag of scented pine pones (Cinnamon)
- 1 Tarot Deck of my choice (Divination is a big part of Samhain)
- 1 bag of loose leaf incense for Samhain Rituals made by me (contains: rosemary, mugwort, calendula, sage, wormwood, and bay leaf,) I will also send a coal with it.
- All the crystals / stones in the picture maybe more ;)
- Random Halloween decor from Michael’s (probably stuff involving skeletons, pumpkins, and witchy stuff)
- Oil burner w/ Cinnimon Apple oil (Ill send a couple candles as well)
- Small leather journal
- And other little surprises I’m going to add!
I do not have pictures of all the stuff just yet cause I’m still going out and buying it all but everything is a 100% guarantee that you will get it if you win!
I will be posting pictures of the giveaway items as I buy them and I will be tagging them as “kkwgiveaway” so keep your eyes peeled!
SECOND LETTER THROUGH THE FIFTH LETTER
MAURA HAS TO HAVE A TATTOO
IT IS CANON
The FBI caught a terrorist last week, but since he is not Muslim, you probably didn’t hear about it on the news.Talbot is a white, radical right-wing conservative who was arrested by the FBI on charges of “attempted interference with commerce by robbery, solicitation to commit a crime of violence and possession of an explosive material.”
His plan was to rob banks to fund his revolution, and then also blow up mosques.
Well, since the ‘blowing up mosques’ part is more or less on the CIA’s agenda, you can see why the FBI wouldn’t want to call him a terrorist…
Fox News on this issue:
*cricket orgy noises*
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm
While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.
Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.
My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.
Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.
So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”
Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.
It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.
So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.
And he bursts out laughing.
Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.
I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.
Your manager is a piece of shit.
Agreed. Can i kick his ass?
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.